Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Back in the day...

A couple of days ago, I received an e-mail from a friend from college in the U.S. (Miami, Florida), who shall be referred as "K". She is very close friend of mine, who just sent a friendly hello to check up on how I was doing. Nothing funny about the e-mail, but receiveing this e-mail brought back alot of memories and funny incidents that occurred with her....That's when I bursted out laughing and the people at work thought I went mad, since it seemed I laughed for no apparent reason.

Incident #1:
I was at home watching TV (in the US) when I get a call from "K"

Ring Ring!
Jazz: Hello?
K: Jazz? Hi...can you over and taste my buns??
Jazz: (falls silent)....umm...what?
K: I want you to taste my buns?
Jazz: (giggling)...ok?
K: Oh my god...I just realized what I just asked!...you crazy...NOT THOSE KIND OF BUNS!!!
Jazz: (on the floor lauging)...

("K" baked some Chirstmas buns (bread rolls) and she wanted me to come over and taste them cause she was worried that it did not come out right)

Incident #2: (some months later)
I was at home yet again (in the US) when I get a call from "K"

Ring Ring!
Jazz: Hello?
K: Jazz...can you over and drill me??
Jazz: hahahahahahahaha!!
K: What's so funny? I need u to drill me!
Jazz: K...what exactly do u mean? Drill me?? hehehehehe...(giggling)
K: Oh shut up! (lauging) I am studying for my exams, and I need you to drill me on what I've learned!
Jazz: (rolling on the floor lauging)...
K: I hate you! You the only one that this happens to! (in a babyish tone...)

LOooOOOOOOL! You so carzy "K"...I miss you :)


At 11:52 AM, Blogger Jelly Belly said...

I have your reaction all the time with my friends and some of their comments because I can't help my perverted mind! LOL shasawee a lot of words have double meaning to them...hahahahah I can't help it ;)

At 12:07 PM, Blogger forzaq8 said...

its not perverted mind as much as your mind switch to pervert mode

sometime i don't think of a word
and sometimes my mind think of bad stuff

like when a teacher tell a girl student to " come here " most of the time its normal ,, sometimes your brain is in pervert mode

At 1:52 PM, Blogger Delicately Realistic said...

Lol you have a dirty mind :P

At 2:08 PM, Blogger Kthekuwaiti said...

I need to get my name copyrighted .. this is getting ridiculous.

At 2:40 PM, Blogger Purgatory said...

how did her buns taste like? were they juicy and succulent? round and tender? hard or soft?

At 3:15 PM, Blogger NuNu™ said...

hahahaha.. Your friend is funny!! Ya7lailha!!

At 4:38 PM, Blogger Baroque said...

lo0o0l ;p
its either u have a perverted mind or ur friend is seriously in-articulate.. ;p

i can't make up my mind.. ;p

At 5:51 PM, Blogger Judy Abbott said...

now lets make it a kuwaiti reality movie :)

you remember your friend, who is a girl, you laugh, and remember memories... you are in love LOOL :P

sorry can't help it

At 6:11 PM, Blogger Rampurple said...

shall i comment?
jazz ... seriously, when u wrote this post didnt you know I would read it?

do u seriously want me to comment on this online?

At 4:34 AM, Blogger Kleio said...

LOOL! Didn't something like that once happen between me and you on the phone too? Feels familiar, somehow. And when you wrote "giggling" I could SO hear your laugh - that mischievous little giggle you have. :)

At 4:58 AM, Anonymous edo rex said...

rampurple: PLEASE DO!!!!!!!

At 9:13 AM, Blogger Jazz Central said...

Jelly Belly: It's true..sometimes we can't help it but think of the other "perverted" meaning, when it really it was an innocent work! LOL

forzaq8: LOL...so it's all about switching modes...like an inner switch button...hehehehe

Delicately Realistic: hehehe..walla I dont...but when I heard "can u drill me"...i just can't help myself to laughing :)

KtheKuwaiti: hehehehehe...I think so :) At first I did not understand why, but I just realized it.

Purgatory: LOOoOOOOL Purg...they were actaully really good..moist and spongy...she was...umm..lets say "satisfied" :) Walla, Purg you crazy :P

nunu: Yeah she is, she cracks me up :) Once she saw my dad's business card and read the Post Office address. So she thinks that I physically live in "Safat", Kuwait :)

baroque: a little bit of both :)

Judy Abbott: LOL...good one Judy. U wanna direct it? sounds it can be a hit!

Rampurple: LOooOOOL...I knew you would say something like that! hehehehe...if you wanna comment, you can :) But if it is the picnic event...then all i can say is LOOooOL...feel free :)

Kleio: I know right..I do feel like something did happen with us as well...De ja Vu! Awww...so u think I have a little mischievous giggle? and all this time, I thought I had a goofy giggle.

Edo Rex: You know about it! :D

At 9:22 AM, Anonymous fractal00 said...

Ram you meani smart ass ....
Jazz u poor poor innocent soul....

At 9:38 AM, Anonymous edo rex said...

jazz: there are so many...which one???

At 9:39 AM, Anonymous edo rex said...

jazz: just had an epiphany...ok...i Do know what rampurple is talking about

At 11:38 AM, Blogger Jazz Central said...

fractal: hehehe....i loved the double meanings that was said that night...that was classic :)

Edo Rex: hehehehe...which one? hehehe...I should start keeping a log of all the incidents...but its good u remember which one :)

At 2:49 PM, Blogger SnoCone said...

Mmmm... friendships. Easy and smooth like warm bread and soft butter; the rough spots are worth it. Ridiculous to perfection, bringing serenity to our mania and flavor to the blandness. To have even one of those friends is... unparallel. I pet your moments, and mourn something I haven't lost.

At 3:27 PM, Blogger The Stallion said...

Even though you told me about these 2 situations before I laughed out loud when I read them today!

OFF TOPIC : I bought you a Mowtown Shot Glass but customs broke it! I will get you another one on my way back!

At 4:27 PM, Blogger Judy Abbott said...

oh you are in love :) yippy ..
:P when are we going to meet her?

At 4:28 PM, Blogger Judy Abbott said...

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At 1:39 AM, Blogger Kleio said...

Really, we're gonna do this now? Fun! OK, not a sexual one, but your donut comment has to be the best in my book!! "What is that?" "It's a donut sir." "I know but what kind of donut." "Uh, it's a chocolate donut sir." That, and of course the waves comment. And "MOO JIDDAM INNAS!" And finally, "IT DIDN'T GO THROUGH!" JC - you are one fun cookie. I miss our group dynamic! And yes, you do have a mischievous giggle. :)

At 1:40 AM, Anonymous edo rex said...

kleio: i'm glad you said it and i didnt

At 6:48 AM, Blogger Caffeinated said...

I think most of my conversations sound like that...

Ah, Jazz Central, great minds think alike...


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